Narkumi
09-07-2006, 03:44 AM
I heard this on a rock radio station a few years ago.
There's this construction worker guy who has been working nonstop all morning without a break. He's been drinking bottle after bottle of water and has to pee REAL bad.
When he finally gets a break, he's like "omg I gotta find a bathroom!". He looks around and sees a Mexican restaurant across the street and runs toward it.
After he gets in, he rushes towards the bathroom. He opens the door and sees 3 urinals with 2 old guys occupying the left and right ones. So he walks up to use the middle one.
As he's peeing, he kinda glances to his left and notices 2 streams of pee coming out of the old guy to his left. And he's like "what the hell is that??"
The old guy replies.."Oh, it's just an old war wound, where I was shot..".
So he was like, "oh ok.."
..then he kinda glances to his right and sees 3 streams of pee coming from the old guy to his right.
And he was like "What the hell is that????". The old guy replies, "its an old war wound, where I was shot".
So the guy goes about his peeing duties.
Then both of the old guys look towards the middle urinal and see 12 streams of pee coming out. And they were like "HOLY CRAP, what is THAT??"
he replies,
"I forgot to unzip my zipper." :naughty:
There's this construction worker guy who has been working nonstop all morning without a break. He's been drinking bottle after bottle of water and has to pee REAL bad.
When he finally gets a break, he's like "omg I gotta find a bathroom!". He looks around and sees a Mexican restaurant across the street and runs toward it.
After he gets in, he rushes towards the bathroom. He opens the door and sees 3 urinals with 2 old guys occupying the left and right ones. So he walks up to use the middle one.
As he's peeing, he kinda glances to his left and notices 2 streams of pee coming out of the old guy to his left. And he's like "what the hell is that??"
The old guy replies.."Oh, it's just an old war wound, where I was shot..".
So he was like, "oh ok.."
..then he kinda glances to his right and sees 3 streams of pee coming from the old guy to his right.
And he was like "What the hell is that????". The old guy replies, "its an old war wound, where I was shot".
So the guy goes about his peeing duties.
Then both of the old guys look towards the middle urinal and see 12 streams of pee coming out. And they were like "HOLY CRAP, what is THAT??"
he replies,
"I forgot to unzip my zipper." :naughty: