A yo mama joke

[rising]

Yo mama's toes are so crusty, she blends in with bread!


lol

[El Wiseguy]

Yo mamma is so fat that when she jumps up into the air, she gets stuck.

[Kinetic]

Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money.

Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.


And that's all I can remember now. :D I love yo mamma jokes.

[El Wiseguy]

Your mom is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to school she sat never to EVERYONE.

[Kinetic]

Haha lemme see...

Yo mama's so fat that when she bungee-jumped off the bridge in a yellow shirt people yelled, "The sun is falling!"

Yo mama's so big that when she got hit by a bus she said, "Who threw that rock?!"

Yo mama's so fat that she chased after a yellow school bus yelling, "Stop that twinkie!"

Yo mama's so old that when God said, "Let there be light." She hit the switch.

Yo mama's so old that Abraham is in her school yearbook.

Yo mama's so skinny she hoolahoops with cheerios.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in sea world.

Yo mama's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her lipsuction.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with rapid flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live.

Yo mama's so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Yo mama's so poor that when I went inside her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"

Yo mama's so fat that people run around her for exercise.

Hurrah for yo mamma jokes!

[El Wiseguy]

I heard em all! lol

Your mamma is so fat when I swurved to miss her I ran out of gas.

Your mamma is so fat that she needs a boomerang just to put on her belt.

Your mamma is so fat that when she wears a red shirt and goes out side everyone says, 'Hey, cool aid!'



I have more. >_>

[asiacan]

don't take this one, unless you've heard it.
yo mama so dum she stoll a free pack of bread

yo mama is like a screen door the more you bang her the looser she gets.

"he-he all-right"'quagmire'"family guy"

[El Wiseguy]

Your mamma is so stupid that she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.

Your mom is so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death.

Your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your mom is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car.

[InuYashaCool]

yo mamma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

yo mamma is so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

[El Wiseguy]

Way to repeat my joke.

[FANTASY FAN]

yo momma is soooo i mean so ugly she turned Madusa to stone HA top that SUCKAS!

[InuYashaCool]

ooh sry didnt see it i zipped through the posting