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ArkKnight
11-07-2007, 01:03 AM
F.ix O.r R.epair D.aily

Bitch

Shape
11-07-2007, 01:11 AM
Is there anything you don't bitch about?


And what's with faggoty posing goblin thing in your avatar?


You're just all around fail. :lmao:


Edit. Oh yah, Ford is fail to. I do agree on that.

ArkKnight
11-07-2007, 01:14 AM
Is there anything you don't bitch about?


And what's with faggoty posing goblin thing in your avatar?


You're just all around fail. :lmao:

:( You hurt my feelings.

Wait, no. You didn't.

The avatar is Satan cast from Heaven.

Let me guess.... You drive a...... Ford Festiva? 'Cause you like the Shape of it?

Edit: We all know you can pretend how you don't like the Festiva.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festiva

Shape
11-07-2007, 01:16 AM
You must of missed my edit.


Let me guess... you take it doggy style cause you like the Ark your back makes?

^OMG, see whut I did thar? I used a portion of your name to clown on you, then i highlighted it and italicized it!!!!111

ArkKnight
11-07-2007, 01:19 AM
You must of missed my edit.


Let me guess... you take it doggy style cause you like the Ark your back makes?

OMG, see whut I did thar? I used a portion of your name to clown on you, then i highlighted it and italicized it!!!!!!!!21111

The Shape of a human spine would not have an arch if one was to "take it doggy style."

Also, if your going to do a reverse clown on me, do it using the word in the right context. Ark has no meaning related to the one you tried to use it for.

Shape-less strikes again...

Shape
11-07-2007, 01:21 AM
Sure it does, dummy.

ArkKnight
11-07-2007, 01:23 AM
Well I wouldn't know seeing how I don't fuck underage dudes in my Ford Festiva.... Come on Shape-less.... Can't you think of something decent to do with your time other than find ways to ass-fuck little boys in your subcompact Shape-mobile?

Edit: This thread is getting so out of Shape....

El Wiseguy
11-07-2007, 01:27 AM
Ford: Found on road dead.

Shape
11-07-2007, 01:27 AM
Well I wouldn't know seeing how I don't fuck underage dudes in my Ford Festiva.... Come on Shape-less.... Can't you think of something decent to do with your time other than find ways to ass-fuck little boys in your subcompact Shape-mobile?

Edit: This thread is getting so out of Shape....

*Yawn*

Time for bed. Work early.

We all learned a valuable lesson here though. ArkKnight is a complete fag and is in complete love with my username.

Shape.

Hmm. It does have a nice ring to it.

ArkKnight
11-07-2007, 01:30 AM
^*Yawn*

Time for bed. Work early.

We all learned a valuable lesson here though. ArkKnight is a complete fag and is in complete love with my username.

Shape.

Hmm. It does have a nice ring to it.

Such confidence, coming from Mr. Festive Assbanger.

Sometimes the ones with Shape-less genitalia (from assbanging tiny rectums in a tiny car, no doubt) are the one's who really dream about love on forums. Pity...

RPG_Masterz
11-07-2007, 02:01 AM
Ywnage.

rejincx
11-07-2007, 04:31 PM
ooh. I wanna play too.

umm..

I'm sick of FORDing through your p00. cleans up after you guys are done with the mudslinging, er.. p00slinging.

CoreyBato
11-07-2007, 04:53 PM
I like the Mustang. Their quite nice.

CorruptedPlague
11-07-2007, 06:51 PM
the 05 one looks ugly in the front

windsongs
11-08-2007, 01:48 AM
mustang all the way!! fox body 5.0 stang, easiest and cheapest to mod for REAL racingggggg. dont touch those 95 GT's though, think it was that year, a base 05 can smoke one of those. haha!

Then the lightning, badass truck, mmmmmm.

CorruptedPlague
11-08-2007, 04:40 AM
my Mach 5 can kick ur ford's ass
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Mach_5_in_film.jpg

ArkKnight
11-08-2007, 11:20 PM
Mustangs are fucking gay compared to Camaros.

Plus, everyone has one. The 04 GTs are slow as fuck. I smoke them frequently, and my Camaro has 194K miles

windsongs
11-09-2007, 01:35 AM
Mustangs are fucking gay compared to Camaros.

Plus, everyone has one. The 04 GTs are slow as fuck. I smoke them frequently, and my Camaro has 194K miles

well either owner of a camaro or mustang will NATURALLY say that about the other car since they have always been long time rivals. No matter what you say, the two have always been built in competition of the other. Plus you dont even give some decent info about your camaro. Much less what kind of race was it. Did you do a streetlight race against some middle aged guy who wasnt even trying? or maybe it was some kid who couldnt even shift properly on a manual tranny? Was it a modded vs stock race? So yeah, im calling you out on this one.

ArkKnight
11-10-2007, 02:07 AM
well either owner of a camaro or mustang will NATURALLY say that about the other car since they have always been long time rivals. No matter what you say, the two have always been built in competition of the other. Plus you dont even give some decent info about your camaro. Much less what kind of race was it. Did you do a streetlight race against some middle aged guy who wasnt even trying? or maybe it was some kid who couldnt even shift properly on a manual tranny? Was it a modded vs stock race? So yeah, im calling you out on this one.

Street light races. Also, I dont know these people. You know they try when you hear the RPMs of the other car. You can't say they aren't trying when you can HEAR them rev the engine at the light, smoke tires, and hear the RPMS of their engine go past 5500. the first couple of times I raced mustangs like that I lost but after knowing my car a little better (and racing with full tranny fluid) it became easier...

1987 Z28 (TPI). Hollowed cat, no muffler. Positraction rear, 700R4 transmission (much more superior than Fords gay shit transmissions) no smog pump... no ac belt. I have an advantage over the newer mustang GTs off the line because the torque is equally distributed to both wheels. Mustang GTs can and will catch up when my car is in 4th gear, but their limited slip bullshit rear combined with their overly-power-governed trannys make them suffer big time off the line.... its actually kind of sad. They will catch up but they can't pass me. Those cars have a governor as well, so unless they fucked with the car they can't go past 105 MPH. My car easily goes 135-140.

Ive driven one, they do better at a 60 roll. They dont have much launch, though

I have been beaten many times, but I have won many times as well. (ive never lost against a riceburner lol) I lose against any supercharged mustang(duh)

However, stock GTs really dont give me much to worry about.

I like mustangs, actually. Putting aside the fact that I own a z28, I still respect them. I just know what they are about, and when they are stock, they kind of blow

windsongs
11-11-2007, 12:28 AM
yeah the 04 gt has been known to have a shitty tranny, and its a 6spd enstead of the 5spd that came out after that year. The newer mustangs do have the governor curse but without that, they can rip some cars pretty bad.

also any driver that rips their tires apart at a light enstead of looking for good grip needs to be slapped a few times. They dont know how to race and shouldnt be even trying, esp on the local street. I definitely do not condone street racing, take it to the track and give me some time slips i say. Get more respect that way and you have proof.

ArkKnight
11-11-2007, 02:09 AM
yeah the 04 gt has been known to have a shitty tranny, and its a 6spd enstead of the 5spd that came out after that year. The newer mustangs do have the governor curse but without that, they can rip some cars pretty bad.

also any driver that rips their tires apart at a light enstead of looking for good grip needs to be slapped a few times. They dont know how to race and shouldnt be even trying, esp on the local street. I definitely do not condone street racing, take it to the track and give me some time slips i say. Get more respect that way and you have proof.

I know what you are saying about ripping their tires, lol

Its kind of funny when people just 'floor it' and they think they can win

even if they gradually accelerate, Ill still blast a 04 and below stock GT lol

The 85-89 Z28's/IROC-Zs are really good cars stock.

i was lucky to get a third gen with a TPI and not the crappy other third gen engines that were out (crossfire POS/H.O. 4 barrel/305 TBI)

TPI is known for its low end torque, and it is still to this day a killer torque intake setup.... not saying that its the best but it is damn good

derekscar.bmp

Thats my car... and my TPI. it needs paint, but Im working on getting a new engine setup and new front end suspension parts before I upgrade the looks of the car

it looks small in the pictures.... but let me tell you, these cars are FUCKING HUGE

El Wiseguy
11-11-2007, 03:09 AM
You know, I could go wiki all this crap and join in. :)

windsongs
11-11-2007, 10:24 PM
ive always been a fan of the older camaros so i do have an idea on what your saying. Ever tried racing the 04Gts from a roll? Although their governor would kill em in the end i bet itd be a slightly different race.

Engine before body is my style, id rather have a shitty looking car that drives good than stylish car with shitty engine. So shows like "Pimp my Ride" really tend to piss me off. Plus to me, the guys on that show dont know SHIT bout cars and I always notice the cars they end up "pimping" always end up on ebay for some reason. Hmmm I wonder why. lol

I think el wiseguy is thinking bout googling his info and copy/pasting to look cool. :P

ArkKnight
11-12-2007, 12:50 AM
You know, I could go wiki all this crap and join in. :)

I did that long ago, and also did other research, long ago.

http://auto.howstuffworks.com/chevrolet-camaro21.htm
The mustang stats are from WIKI

Other stats, are from www.musclecarfacts.net

2004 Ford Mustang GT = 260 HP and 302 Torque.
4R70W 4 spd Auto/T-5 5 spd Manual.
Rev Limiter (restricted RPM range)
Governor (cant go past 100 MPH)
3273-3317 LBS curb weight
Differential = clutch type LSD (doesnt allow full power to go to BOTH wheels at any given time)
4.6 Liter Modular V8 302 CI engine
0-60 in 6.3 1/4 Mile in 14.8 Secs

1987 Chevy Camaro Z28 = 220 HP and 300 Torque
700R4 Automatic/m5(i think) 5spd Manual
No Rev Limiter (no restrictions at high RPM)
No Governor (past 140)
3600 LBS curb weight
Differential = open positrac (both wheels engage with full torque to both wheels at all times)
5.0 Liter Tuned Port Injection V8 305 CI Engine
0-60 in 6.6 1/4 mile in 15.2

8704.bmp

These are all stock numbers.

My car has a few easy HP/torque upgrades to put my cars HP & torque to equal if not surpass that of the newer Mustangs

Yes I have raced roll type races they do alot better lol they pull on me more. I do 40 rolls, 50s, and 60s

at a stoplight race however, I get them so bad off the line that they are unable to catch up

El Wiseguy
11-12-2007, 02:26 AM
I was actually implying that someone has perhaps done it. :-O

windsongs
11-12-2007, 03:09 AM
I was actually implying that someone has perhaps done it. :-O

ah well, i was pulling your chain anyhow so i wouldnt care if you really did or not. 6 years on a car forum and id rather see people look up facts than spout off BS left and right. God knows how many times ive seen those 16 year olds jumping onto a car forum and say they beat a corvette in their 87 honda accord. *le sigh*

El Wiseguy
11-12-2007, 03:13 AM
lol I won't lie to you. I love cars but I don't know much about 'em. I'm a computer tech. I know tons about computers though. :D

ArkKnight
11-12-2007, 03:19 PM
ah well, i was pulling your chain anyhow so i wouldnt care if you really did or not. 6 years on a car forum and id rather see people look up facts than spout off BS left and right. God knows how many times ive seen those 16 year olds jumping onto a car forum and say they beat a corvette in their 87 honda accord. *le sigh*

omfg.... isnt that before they even came out with vtec?

CorruptedPlague
11-12-2007, 06:55 PM
if engine swapped it

ArkKnight
11-12-2007, 11:09 PM
omfg.

http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=AE341170-D6ED-4311-BB48-9B5029858254&p=5

Today A 99ish civic with a fart cannon and racing stripes tried to race me. I smoked him so bad and I was only in 2nd gear, LMFAO... he actually tried to catch up with me after I made it obvious that I could smoke his gay ass, and once I dusted him again the second time he gave up

windsongs
11-13-2007, 12:25 AM
i think its soooo funny when you beat a "ricer" and they suddenly do that drive by at top speed and keep going. Like theyre too ashamed to stop and say anything. lol

think thats called the ricer fly-by. cant remember though.

warangel
11-13-2007, 02:24 AM
Another boring flame by Arknight.

ArkKnight
11-13-2007, 04:50 PM
i think its soooo funny when you beat a "ricer" and they suddenly do that drive by at top speed and keep going. Like theyre too ashamed to stop and say anything. lol

think thats called the ricer fly-by. cant remember though.

Yeah very sad.

It always ends up something like this except on the streets ha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOEoYeS73Lc

I raced a firehawk once. Smoked me. lol

Another boring flame by Arknight.

Another pointless post by warangel.

warangel
11-14-2007, 03:19 AM
Are you sure it's pointless. Half of these threads aren't flames. They're just about you, complaining about why you suck.

ArkKnight
11-14-2007, 04:16 PM
Are you sure it's pointless. Half of these threads aren't flames. They're just about you, complaining about why you suck.

Then ignore them.

CrystalDragonJesus
11-14-2007, 06:12 PM
Half of these threads aren't flames.

And yet...

Another boring flame by Arknight.


Make up your mind.

CorruptedPlague
11-14-2007, 08:13 PM
burn

ArkKnight
11-14-2007, 11:07 PM
Okay, lately it seems like Ford has been kicking it up a notch.

Kudos to them.

The new mustangs arent bad and the new cars arent bad either.

I still like chevy more, though.

windsongs
11-15-2007, 01:58 AM
im still debating on which i want, the new mustang or the new camaro for when i get back from overseas. Maybe the new mustang cuz aftermarket parts will be more readily available and god knows i love to get dirty under that hood.

ArkKnight
11-15-2007, 07:44 PM
Tough one...

CorruptedPlague
11-15-2007, 07:47 PM
what about this carhttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/51/Pord_cra.jpg

ArkKnight
11-15-2007, 08:00 PM
Isn't that what shape drives?

Shape
11-15-2007, 08:33 PM
:lmao:

God you're sad, man.

I must be really under your skin, huh? (<---Curious what type of gay joke you'll make 'bout that, seeing that's all you do.)




And pfft. I have the dolphin car, dummy.

CorruptedPlague
11-15-2007, 08:40 PM
not the shamu car

ArkKnight
11-15-2007, 10:18 PM
:lmao:

God you're sad, man.

I must be really under your skin, huh? (<---Curious what type of gay joke you'll make 'bout that, seeing that's all you do.)




And pfft. I have the dolphin car, dummy.

Oh that's right.

Dolphin car. Hey, what can I say. I like dolphins.

CorruptedPlague
11-15-2007, 10:20 PM
Vigilance shall be visited upon this vermin-filled vestige forthwith!

Victims without value, vacant of vitality, shall vanish.

Volunteer for vindication!