El Wiseguy
10-05-2007, 12:36 AM
This movie was freakin' hilarious.
Post your favorite quotes.
A few of mine:
Master Betty: "Kitttty...."
Master Tang: This is Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We trained him wrong, as a joke!
Wimp Lo: I'm bleeding! Making me... the victor!
Master Tung: I know you seek the Chosen One. And I know what you did to his family. [coughs grotesquely] And now, I'm going to beat you up. [keeps coughing]
Master Betty: Do you need a glass of water, or something? Jeez, at leastcover your mouth! We're all going to catch it!
Wimp Lo: He's an outsider. Ever seen him before?
Ling: No. [waits a couple of seconds] Hm. Well, yes. Only twice.
Master Tung: [narrating as the action freezes, Betty swings his claw at Tung's face] Okay, so, here were my options. A: quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick, or B: take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die. [the action resumes, and Tung gets hit] Hmm... should have gone with A.
The Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Master Doe: I have a mortal wound!
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.
Narrator: [when a guy gets a perfect hole punched through him] Crap man! You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't seem possible with all those body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean I'm no doctor but that was like one clean chunk!
Post your favorite quotes.
A few of mine:
Master Betty: "Kitttty...."
Master Tang: This is Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We trained him wrong, as a joke!
Wimp Lo: I'm bleeding! Making me... the victor!
Master Tung: I know you seek the Chosen One. And I know what you did to his family. [coughs grotesquely] And now, I'm going to beat you up. [keeps coughing]
Master Betty: Do you need a glass of water, or something? Jeez, at leastcover your mouth! We're all going to catch it!
Wimp Lo: He's an outsider. Ever seen him before?
Ling: No. [waits a couple of seconds] Hm. Well, yes. Only twice.
Master Tung: [narrating as the action freezes, Betty swings his claw at Tung's face] Okay, so, here were my options. A: quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick, or B: take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die. [the action resumes, and Tung gets hit] Hmm... should have gone with A.
The Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Master Doe: I have a mortal wound!
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.
Narrator: [when a guy gets a perfect hole punched through him] Crap man! You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't seem possible with all those body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean I'm no doctor but that was like one clean chunk!