Noodle-Mart The RPG

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

Well it's finally here the often anticipated Noodle-Mart RPG. Well Noodle-Mart is currently has no users and until here is, nothing new will happen. Remember, you can post anything so you can sell it, you have houses, and just walk around the Noodle Town. Have Fun.

[Black Ashes]

wait...you need the character bio thing!!

[ZeroEverlast]

ZEROEVERLAST walks in, sets FIRE to yonder store, and runs off with ye CASH REGISTER.

Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and YE EMERGENCY FIRE ESCAPE.

What wouldst thou deau?

[Black Ashes]

fire escape.

[Kiddoh]

Kiddoh thinks to herself... Pen0r-Mart?

[ZeroEverlast]

You have chosen to take YE EMERGENCY FIRE ESCAPE.

You windeth up outside, next to the DUMPSTERS of YE BLAZING STORE. A cool BREEZE blows by, carrying the SMOKY FUMES into the distance. You can just barely hear the ever-increasing HOWL OF SIRENS from YE FIRETRUCKS down yonder.

Next to your feet lie a SYRINGE filled with CLEAR LIQUID and a WALLET OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS.

Obvious exits are MAIN STREET and DEEP INTO THE ALLEY.

What wouldst thou deau?

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

Don't worry Zero, I have another copy, an infante amount. and I'm wating for Kosugi because I think he wants to make the bio thing. There is a lot I haven't made yet, I'm waiting for more people to join.

[Black Ashes]

pick up wallet, and go down alley

[Kosugi]

WOOT!

Name: The Great Caboose
House/Shop: Ramen Shop

[ZeroEverlast]

You have chosen to TAKE WALLET and GO DEEP INTO THE ALLEY.

As you flip through ye WALLET, assessing the total sum of the BANK NOTES, the COLLEGE ID CARD of a HANDSOME YOUNG MAN falls out. Upon closer inspection, you discover it in fact belongs to ZEROEVERLAST, the crime perpetrator.

As you joyfully ponder the possibility of leading DA POH-LEECE straight to the criminal with this undeniably UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE, you miss your footing on an EMPTY BEER BOTTLE lying around and sprain your ANKLE.

You become unable to walk. Looking around, you find a DISCARDED CELL PHONE, a ROLL OF DUCT TAPE, and the two BROKEN PIECES OF A FORMER WOODEN CANE.

Obvious exits are DUMPSTERS NEXT TO YONDER BLAZING MART.

What wouldst thou deau?

[Black Ashes]

grab cell phone call 911, give card to police and get taken to hospital.

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

Job: (Also how much you get an hour, limit $100.)
Town name: (You can share towns)
Name:
There is the Bio.
Please post how much you have somewhere every once in a while and have an inventory somewhere.

[ZeroEverlast]

You have chosen to BE A BITCH and TURN ZEROEVERLAST IN.

DA POH-LEECE finally find you dumbly sitting in your DEEP INTO THE ALLEY corner, unable to move your ANKLE. When you hand them the COLLEGE ID CARD of a HANDSOME YOUNG MAN found in YE WALLET, one of the OFFICERS exclaims:

"Ah, this YE WALLET was reported stolen a dozen or so minutes ago. I'm sorry ma'am, but you'll have to come with us and answer a few questions."

You are taken to ye LOCAL PRECINCT, examined and interrogated about your acquisition of YE WALLET and your involvement with the FIRE of YONDER BLAZING MART. Unable to withstand your INTERROGATORS' aggressive querying methods, you quickly lapse into despair and assume responsibility for the whole ordeal.

You spend the next two years in COUNTY JAIL.

GAME OVER

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

*Cheat Code, Breaks Zero Everlast out and he begins a new life of crime.* Sorry Black Ashes, he tells good story.

[ZeroEverlast]

nProtect Hacking Prevention System detected a memory anomaly at address 0x100cf8.

Error 31: Checksum incorrect.

[Black Ashes]

yay! re-do! please Zero? i wanna die this time!!!

[ZeroEverlast]

PLEASE INSERT CREDITS



Continue? 9






Credit = 0

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

*Inserts two credits, I get to play this time*

[Black Ashes]

wait!!! wait!! *searches for coins*

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

Is there a two player mode Zero?

[RPG_Masterz]

Lawl. D&D styled RP. Haven't seen that since the Age of Buncy the Frog.

[Black Ashes]

*finds coins and put's two in*

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

Okay let's start, I'll be.. Pac-Man.

[ZeroEverlast]

You have chosen to INSERT TWO CREDITS.

Fumbling around in YE POCKET, you nervously glance at the Game Over countdown on YE ARCADE SCREEN as it slowly ticks towards zero. Your face suddenly lights up with glee as the tips of your fingers feel the cold metallic texture of TWO QUARTERS.

Hastily, you feed YE ARCADE MACHINE with your hard-earned TWO QUARTERS and press Start. THE GAME comes back to life before your very eyes. Unfortunately, you lack TEH SKILLZ and barely last for more than five minutes. Looking at THE CROWDED STREET OUTSIDE, you realize it is already dusk. The RED-TINGED RAYS OF SUNLIGHT penetrate the horizon and give the whole scene a nostalgic air of peacefulness.

As you step out of THE GAME CENTER, onto THE CROWDED STREET OUTSIDE, fresh warm air replaces the previously stale breath in UR LUNGS.

Looking around, you spot your friend KOSUGI walking into YONDER NOODLE SHOP, opposite your friend BLACK ASHES window-shopping with her beau, HION.

Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, HOME and NOODLE SHOP.

What wouldst thou deau?

[Black Ashes]

i think that's you DBZ

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

*Goes to Noodle Shop,* where else?

[ZeroEverlast]

You have chosen to GO TO YONDER NOODLE SHOP.

As you approach YONDER NOODLE SHOP, the wafting aroma of curry, beef stew and spring leeks greets you. You gingerly step inside and squint around inside the darkened restaurant for your friend KOSUGI. Unfortunately, he appears to be out sight.

A BUXOM WAITRESS, noticing your apparent distress, greets you and shyly asks you if she may be OF SERVICE.

Obvious exits are - - -.

What wouldst thou deau?

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

*Exits and doesn't come back,* they had bad food.

[ZeroEverlast]

This program has performed an illegal operation. It will now close automatically.

Error 54: Invalid option.



Black was a better player, man. You don't seem to read the entries at all.

[Black Ashes]

my turn?? please zero? *raises hand*

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

Sorry, I'll ask for some Noodles.

[ZeroEverlast]

Erm. Perhaps later.

I'm burnt out from your previous adventure. This is actually rather exhausting.

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

Okay, well what do you want to do for no, I know I'll take your place for other people, new players wanted.

[Black Ashes]

Zero, your a really good story teller.

[sarcaustic]

Really? *falls over from shock* Let me read...

[Black Ashes]

go to the first paige!! O.O

[sarcaustic]

I sorta did...:thumbs: No wonder ya had such scorn...

[Black Ashes]

*cocks head* scorn?

[ZeroEverlast]

Zero, your a really good story teller.

Why thank you, I'm flattered.


I'm actually a really good everything.

Yeah, weird huh? True story. :p

[sarcaustic]

Scorn! Yup yup. *nodding head*

[Black Ashes]

wow..i flattered Zero..?? weird...

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

Sorry got to go for thy day.

[sarcaustic]

Oks seeya!! Yea that was kinda....

[Black Ashes]

byes

[Kosugi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...what were we talkin' about again?

[Black Ashes]

umm...

[ZeroEverlast]

Okay, back from where we left off:

You have chosen to GO TO YONDER NOODLE SHOP.

As you approach YONDER NOODLE SHOP, the wafting aroma of curry, beef stew and spring leeks greets you. You gingerly step inside and squint around inside the darkened restaurant for your friend KOSUGI. Unfortunately, he appears to be out sight.

A BUXOM WAITRESS, noticing your apparent distress, greets you and shyly asks you if she may be OF SERVICE.

Obvious exits are - - -.

What wouldst thou deau?

[Black Ashes]

ask for noodles!!!

[ZeroEverlast]

You have chosen to DEMAND SATISFACTION.

The BUXOM WAITRESS reveals that her name is KIDDOH and that she shall be SERVICING you promptly, so why not take A SEAT until then?

As she turns away to take the order of an ELDERLY GENTLEMAN, you are left to your own devices until her return.

Laid out on THE TABLE in front of you are a PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS, a NAPKIN, a FORK, a SPOON, a SPORK and a GLASS OF ICED WATER.

From where you are seated, you can see TWO TEENAGED GIRLS, a redhead and a brunette, sitting in a corner and TWO BULLIES picking on a MIDGET at the next table.

You have enough time to talk to one of the pair before KIDDOH returns with SATISFACTION.

Obvious exits are - - -.

What wouldst thou deau?

[Black Ashes]

grab chopsticks and aproach bully's!

[ZeroEverlast]

You have chosen to GRAB PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS and FLIRT WITH DEATH.

Grabbing the cheap wooden PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS, you storm in the direction of the insolent BULLYING DUO.

As you approach, you recognize the familiar face of LITTLE COREY sandwiched between the gargantuan frames of the TWO BULLIES.

Realization dawns as you scrutinize the visage of his captors: 'tis none other than your HATED NEMESES, SIZIOL and ZERO!

Shaking with fury at the audacity of their actions, you quickly SPRING UP and LUNGE at them, CHOPSTICKS aimed at their SELF-SATISFIED MUGS, with the full intent to kill.


>To be continued...

[Black Ashes]

AWWWW!! i want to know if i get killed in the proces!!!

[ZeroEverlast]

AWWWW!! i want to know if i get killed in the proces!!!

Don't we all?

I assure you I am every bit as curious as you are!

For shame. Goddamn narrator just had to leave us hanging.

[Black Ashes]

Damn you suspense!!! < did i actually spell that wrong??

[ZeroEverlast]

You spelt it right.

And anyone is free to pick up from where I left off.


I'm off. G'night.

[Black Ashes]

night Zero

[sarcaustic]

"Hated nemesis siziol and zero.." :lmao: God that was funny!!!!

[Black Ashes]

it's sad and depressing..

[The DBZ Fan Boy]

You guys made this Noodle Mart Evil, I will now close it.

[Kosugi]

WHO brought this back up?!

[sarcaustic]

Look above you.

[Kosugi]

DAMMIT! DBZ wtf did you bring this thread back up for?
[THREAD CLOSED]

[-HK Assassin-]

Shut the fuck up! You don't have permission to close a damn thread! Get the fuck out!

[Siziol]

ownt hard.

Asshat thinks he's important.

[jakdax2jakdax]

But why did u pring it back?
not saying it shoud be shut down

[Siziol]

why wouldst thou sodding bratchny not? Coming from an asshat like you, who's opinions are completely invalid.

[sarcaustic]

Awww that almost made sense. Hey siz your avatar...mmm the look. heh heh.

[z311y]

That's kind of... suggestive.

[sarcaustic]

Lolz i likes the look.

[Hiya4523781]

name: cyber
house next to ramen shop

[sarcaustic]

You mean mean you want to play??? Lord.

[Kosugi]

That's shocking