CoreyBato vs. ZeroEverlast [Archive]

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 08:53 PM

Okay...I want to state first and foremost that despite what I said on the 'Rock Star Masters' thread, I actually like and respect ZeroEverlast. He is a very smart and insightful individual and often brings up some very good points. But let's face facts...they asshole talks way too much shit. So I put this together sorta like the 'Nas vs. Jay-Z' beef thing. I want to end whatever little problems the two of have against each other in a form that is both brutal and entertaining to all those who find themselves reading it. So here it goes... ZeroEverlast I challenge you to a shit talking match!
This match will last exactly three days and at the end of which you people decide who wins out of it. So Zero, if you chose to accept, I'm right here at my computer. If not, well then...You're the cowardly little bitch I always thought you were. :lmao:

z311y

04-20-2007, 08:54 PM

If he chooses not to accept it will prove he is a man of refined and noble views.

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 08:58 PM

Maybe, but that won't be very fun. Besides, I don't think a guy like Zero could turn down a challenge like this. Considering he has the chance to embarrass me like no one's bussiness.

z311y

04-20-2007, 09:02 PM

Zero's pride gets in the way of his good sense. He'll accept. Probably. Unless he uses his head.

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 09:04 PM

I think he'll accept.

KatandMouse

04-20-2007, 09:09 PM

And I think anyone with a brain already knows who will win this stupid "challenge" of yours. Don't we, Zell?

z311y

04-20-2007, 09:10 PM

Gosh, I really wonder...

Shape

04-20-2007, 09:11 PM

Doubt he'll accept. Why would he waste his time on a little turd like yourself?

z311y

04-20-2007, 09:12 PM

Doubt he'll accept. Why would he waste his time on a little turd like yourself?

Point made.

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 09:13 PM

Okay...WHAT! I have a chance at beating Zero and besides its all in good fun. No need to try and beat me down before the match actually starts ALG! Let's just wait and see what happens.

KatandMouse

04-20-2007, 09:15 PM

You have a chance of beating ZERO? :lmao:

z311y

04-20-2007, 09:16 PM

Nobody beats Zero. It's a rule. He always has the last word.

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 09:19 PM

Gurl, I can do it. When he accepts my challenge, I'll have three days to it. I can beat Zero...this is a battle of intellectuals and while Zero is undeniably one of the smartest people on this site, he is still human. That means that his intelluct has limits just like anyone else's.

z311y

04-20-2007, 09:20 PM

Like yours you mean? I'm afraid yours ends far short of Zero dearests.

Shape

04-20-2007, 09:23 PM

uggh, dude. you will get ownd like a black red headed step child in a family full blonde, blue eyed, yuppy white folk.

the fact that you would need 3 days is pathetic also. zero will own you in one post.

HTH

KatandMouse

04-20-2007, 09:23 PM

I'm with Zelly on this one. Zero'll win. End of story.

Siziol

04-20-2007, 09:33 PM

Haha. This is funny.

Joke topic?

Seriously. He hopefully won't accept. Why would anyone waste their time on a piss-poor member like you?

z311y

04-20-2007, 09:34 PM

Haha. This is funny.

Joke topic?

Seriously. He hopefully won't accept. Why would anyone waste their time on a piss-poor member like you?

Please Zero, don't waste your time.

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 09:34 PM

Look...I know Zero is who he is. I know that you people think he is better than me and maybe he is, but I still have to do this. I have a nasty habit of doing things that are above me. Its a weakness I know, and it has gotten me into bad situations in the past but I can't help it okay!? I...I just have to challenge Zero. No matter the consequences. If i get embarassed, well so be it. I've been embarassed before and have lived through it. Call me stupid all you want, but I am still doing this.

Siziol

04-20-2007, 09:36 PM

If i get embarassed, well so be it. I've been embarassed before

Lol. You call yourself an intellectual equal and you can't even spell embarrassed right.

KatandMouse

04-20-2007, 09:37 PM

the fact that you would need 3 days is pathetic also. zero will own you in one post.

I don't think I need to say anything with that wonderful quote of Shape's to use...

Shape

04-20-2007, 09:38 PM

I know that you people think he is better than me, and maybe he is but I still have to do this
:lmao: Why?

Is this like, your quest? A path that has been forged for you that you must cross?

:lmao: :lmao:

Siziol

04-20-2007, 09:40 PM

Nah. Seems to be another asshat who thinks he is hot shit.

z311y

04-20-2007, 09:41 PM

:lmao: Why?

Is this like, your quest? A path that has been forged for you that you must cross?

:lmao: :lmao:

I love you Shape. :)

Man, Shape is desrtoying you man, wait till Zero joins the pack.

KatandMouse

04-20-2007, 09:42 PM

Man, Shape is desrtoying you man, wait till Zero joins the pack.

There probably won't be anything LEFT by the time Zero shows up.

ZeroEverlast

04-20-2007, 09:55 PM

Yo.

I win.

Siziol

04-20-2007, 09:57 PM

Own't

z311y

04-20-2007, 10:02 PM

Why did he even bother?

Siziol

04-20-2007, 10:03 PM

Because his power level is over 9000.

z311y

04-20-2007, 10:05 PM

Oh no. Not again.

Mr_Devious

04-20-2007, 10:16 PM

Because his power level is over 9000.

damn straight, Zero wins by defualt

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 10:23 PM

Well, the man of the hour has finally arrived. Hey Zero, nice to see you could get your boyfriend's dick out of your ass long enough to join us.

z311y

04-20-2007, 10:25 PM

Pathetic. He already beat you Coreywhatever.

Siziol

04-20-2007, 10:33 PM

he won. GTFO.

Mr_Devious

04-20-2007, 10:33 PM

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 10:44 PM

So you had sex with your girlfriend and her best friend then dumped them both? You truly are Mr. Devious.

hungrykirby

04-20-2007, 10:46 PM

devious i honor you lol jk that messed but not as messed as the time i dated 7 girls at once

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 10:49 PM

Okay, stop bullshitting yourself and us Kirby. You know you never dated 7 girls at once. :shake: Shame on you, man.

Black Ashes

04-20-2007, 10:49 PM

kirby..that's a lie.

z311y

04-20-2007, 10:50 PM

Anyone who has seen Kirby's spacemy knows that's a lie.

hungrykirby

04-20-2007, 10:53 PM

i'm seriouse tho they all were in diffrent towns and they broke up with me but the 7 girls thing is true

z311y

04-20-2007, 10:53 PM

They must have been blind.

Sigh. I'll try to be civil. Sorry.

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 10:54 PM

Kirby, I can't believe you actually just posted that. Sad. Truly sad.

hungrykirby

04-20-2007, 10:55 PM

lol not sad pathedic i'v had two more gf after that but not at the same time

Mr_Devious

04-20-2007, 10:55 PM

Anyone who has seen Kirby's spacemy knows that's a lie.

haha, owned

Black Ashes

04-20-2007, 10:56 PM

ok i can believe that you've had one.

hungrykirby

04-20-2007, 10:59 PM

you dont you guys belive me god dam

Black Ashes

04-20-2007, 11:04 PM

ok, ok...i believe you kirby!

hungrykirby

04-20-2007, 11:06 PM

yeah yeah sure

z311y

04-20-2007, 11:07 PM

Sorry. I don't.

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 11:27 PM

Yeah...I'll believe when all of the following things happen:
1. My cat is elected President of the United States
2. My shit taste like rainbow sherbet.
3. I get into a wild 4-Way with Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, and Halle Barry
4. Pigs fly
5. Hell freezes over and Lucifer knocks on my door and asks for a sweater(both of these must occur at the same time)

Once these following events happen...then yes, I'll believe you dated seven girls at the same time Kirby.

Black Ashes

04-20-2007, 11:34 PM

i would atleast get rid of 4 because we all know that if you throw pigs out the back of a plane they grow wings and fly away.......or was that a cow...hmmm..must contemplate...

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 11:38 PM

Hmm...okay I'll change it.
New number 4. The entire rap world decides to stop using the term 'Nigga' in their songs and stop referring to women as 'Bitches' and 'Hoes' (these too must occur at the same time).

Black Ashes

04-20-2007, 11:39 PM

okay..that one works better. ^-^

staticgrave666

04-20-2007, 11:53 PM

hey everyone calm down...

Alright, Alright
Ha,
I Wrote this next one when I broke up with my girlfriend, cause I slept with her friend and then I dumped the both of them
And I think everyone can relate to the blues, like they had after I dropped them like two hot rocks,

Nude Love
Moves over me
Like a storm
Since you were born,
Nude Love
There something in your eye,
And I re-A-Lize,
In the sky!,

NUDE LOVE

Wait, hang on I got trouble with the G.,
Krankin-Smoking, here we go,

Tapes available out in the parking lot,
10 dollars for tapes
15 for CD
But drink ya coffee
And then see me, out by my hatch-a-back for copies!,
Nu-oooooooo-ude Love.

That movie was the shit. Look Bato, it seems to me you have forgotten where we are. This is a forum, we are here to post our opinion on various topics, not sit here and compete with each other over who said what. That being said I am down right surprised at how quick you all were to put him down. We all know this topic was a bad idea but thats enough said, theres no need to waste your time telling him how stupid he is over and over for making it. In my opinion you all lose but Devious because he is awesome. :lmao:

Mr_Devious

04-20-2007, 11:55 PM

I was wondering when someone would get the reference.

CoreyBato

04-20-2007, 11:57 PM

...What movie? Don't keep us out of the loop you two. Inform me please.

Mr_Devious

04-20-2007, 11:58 PM

...What movie? Don't keep us out of the loop you two. Inform me please.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...no

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 12:01 AM

Awww, that's just mean Devious. After I gave you your props on screwing two friends and then dumping them both. Speaking of which, you had better be careful, you know how women are with grudges. You might wake up one day tied up to the bed butt naked with both of them standing infront of you ready to pull a Hostel scene on you.

staticgrave666

04-21-2007, 12:02 AM

If you don't know its not worth telling I'm afraid.

Mr_Devious

04-21-2007, 12:03 AM

now stfu before I cut you up with a linoleum knife,lol

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 12:05 AM

Wouldn't a linoleum knife just break on impact with my skin?

Black Ashes

04-21-2007, 12:12 AM

um..no

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 12:19 AM

Oh...well do me a favor all the less Devious. Cut me with a regular metal knife instead, that way there will be no questions as to do the fact that I will infact be cut.

RPG_Masterz

04-21-2007, 01:00 AM

Worst thread evar.

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 01:01 AM

...We kinda established that about 4 pages back.

RPG_Masterz

04-21-2007, 01:04 AM

Yeah I know. Was hoping to reignite it so we can see some actual humour.

z311y

04-21-2007, 01:04 AM

Good luck with that.

Black Ashes

04-21-2007, 01:05 AM

Failed.

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 01:06 AM

With flying colors

InuYashaCool

04-21-2007, 04:10 AM

If he chooses not to accept it will prove he is a man of refined and noble views.

I agree(sry Corey, got to go with the crowd on this one)

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 04:12 AM

Dude...you're about 5 hours late on this one.

Mr_Devious

04-21-2007, 06:17 AM

I don't think I have ever found such a thread more worthy for this image then this thread right here...
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2845/threadisgayqr8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 06:21 AM

LOL!!! Seriously though, I'm thinking about getting this closed. It is a dark spot on my existance and I wish to have it locked away so that it can slowly fade from our memories. Just like my last report card.

Siziol

04-21-2007, 06:30 AM

take it like a bitch.

In the ass.

Seriously. I have never seen such a cunt as you. And I was fuckin around when Animelover102 was here.

Kiddoh

04-21-2007, 06:33 AM

I suddenly want to research this person. o.o

staticgrave666

04-21-2007, 06:36 AM

As do I, I saw they were banned but what for enlighten us siz, if you would be so kind. Oh, and be extra mean since its still the flame pit.

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 06:37 AM

Yeah...I saw that person got banned. I wonder what he/she did?
And fuck you Siziol! That's why I'm still with the Bloodz, BITCH!

KatandMouse

04-21-2007, 06:39 AM

This thread went from bad to worse...

Black Ashes

04-21-2007, 06:39 AM

*raises hand* i knew him!!

Siziol

04-21-2007, 06:40 AM

Everyone around that time knew him.

Newbie cunt still be hot under the collar. -_-

They never learn.

KatandMouse

04-21-2007, 06:42 AM

What'd he do? I read a post by him once... on would you rather, I think... But that's all I know about the guy. And, well, obviously, that he got himself banned...

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 06:42 AM

So what was he like?

Siziol

04-21-2007, 06:45 AM

Sorta like you. Cept a little bit smarter about what he posted.

He did happen to threaten a lot of people. Then go all nice only to pounce on the word "the."

Got banned for threatening too many people most likely. -_-

KatandMouse

04-21-2007, 06:46 AM

Pounce on the word 'the'? Oookay... he sounds weird...

Black Ashes

04-21-2007, 06:47 AM

actually he got temp. banned then threatened wiseguy in email's and that's what got him tottaly banned.

Siziol

04-21-2007, 06:48 AM

well there ya go.

KatandMouse

04-21-2007, 06:50 AM

Yeah, I can see how that would get you banned... smart idea he had there, go and threaten one of the owner's of the website... real bright...

Kiddoh

04-21-2007, 06:52 AM

lol Wiseguy, I'm gonna stab your nano-machines. XD

Black Ashes

04-21-2007, 06:55 AM

actually he said something more like i'm going to kill you blah blah blah..i'm gonna kill you...yeah basically that..

CoreyBato

04-21-2007, 06:56 AM

So he was like me but smarter...wait! Dude, that is not funny! I am smart...sometimes.

Siziol

04-21-2007, 06:57 AM

no.

Black Ashes

04-21-2007, 07:02 AM

hey i knew him better than siziol, i should be the judge of that.

actually corey he was alot less mature about things. he didn't openly agrue with people but he would threaten them through PM's and he would get pissed off for the slightest reason's.