Rock Star Masters

[CoreyBato]

Fight the Music Moguls, Save the World, Become a ROCK GOD

It is on. After weeks of preparation, the most awesome RPG is finally here...Rock Star Masters! Now the rules behind this RPG are very long so read well. Okay here goes.

1) Each band must have atleast 3 members inorder to be considered a band. That means no 'White Stripes' wannabes okay?
2) You must have an image of your RPG persona. that means that you must have some kind of rock themed anime or other cartoon avatar. That avatar must be shown either playing the instrument or has the instrument in the frame.
3) If you can't find something like this, find a avatar that looks cool and have a pic of the instrument you want to play.
4) You have to list what genre you want to perform in. This includes, but is not limited to, Alt-Rock, Punk, Metal, Adult-Alt, Emo, or Grunge.
5) You list your position in the band (Lead Guitar, Lead Singer, etc.)
6) You must name all members of your band
7th and most important rule) ALL BANDS MUST WRITE THEIR OWN SONG LYRICS! I know, we are on a non-verbal, basically anynomous chat site, but still. I fell that we should have this as a part of the game.
8) My band, The Havens are the leader band. We are searching for other bands to help us fight the evil Music Moguls. That means that we are sort of the leaders of this RPG. Please show us and your fellow players the proper respect when it comes to their songs. All else is open for dispute.

The description list is as follows:
Band Name:
Band Members:
Your Name:
Age:
Instrument:
Band Position:
Genre:
Power:

Hopefully You will enjoy this RPG and have agreat time playing it. As soon as I get enough members playing I'll post a description of the Music Moguls.


Band Name: The Havens
Band Members: Kosugi, Black Ashes, HungryKirby,InyuashaCool, CoreyBato
Name: Corey Smith
Instrument: Guitar/Piano
Band Position: Lead Vocals
Rock Genre: Alt, Punk, Emo
Power: Gun Guitar, Flight

Thanks again and let's have a good game.

*Crowd screams their names from outside their dressing room. 'Havens! Havens! Havens! They sit in the darkness, thinking about their lives and how they got to where they are. 'Havens! Havens! Havens!' One stands up, Guitar in hand. Looks back at the others who now stare up at him.*

Corey: Let's go.

[Black Ashes]

yay, he put it up!

[Kosugi]

It's about time you got this up! :thumbs:

[hungrykirby]

Band Name:the havens
Band Members: Kosugi, Black Ashes, HungryKirby,InyuashaCool, CoreyBato
Your Name:addison hansen
Age:15
Instrument:classic acustic
Band Position:rythem guitarest
Genre:Alt, Punk, Emo *aww emo o well*
Power:the ultamit solo's that will blow you'r mind

[ZeroEverlast]

Power:the ultamit solo's that will blow you'r mind

You're a fucking rhythm guitarist, you hapless tard.

[hungrykirby]

lol shhhh i dont care i'm the rythem guitarest for my reall band cause the lead singer wont let me be lead

[ZeroEverlast]

lol shhhh i dont care i'm the rythem guitarest for my reall band cause the lead singer wont let me be lead

That might be because you don't have the technical proficiency to be a lead guitarist.

No offense, but you seem to me like the type who hardly knows anything more than power chords.

[CoreyBato]

*Corey opens the door out of dressing room. Press begin to hound him.*
Press: Mr. Smith, how do you feel about tonight's live international concert?
Corey: I feel good. We have put alot of time into this event and we only hope that we don't dissapoint our fans. Plus, this is all for a good cause. The people of my homeland of Africa are going to be able to feed their families for years due to the billions of dollars this one show is providing.
Press: And what about the recent threat from the Moguls, claiming that they will attack the show's 1.9 million people in attendance here tonight.
*Corey stops and looks back at his band. The stadium is suddenly silent. Turns back to the camera's and smiles.*
Corey: Bring 'em. *Cheers emanate through the hall. Corey continues to walk down the hall towards the stage.*
Corey: That's all everyone, we have a show to do now. We'll talk more afterwards.

(If your wondering why this is so long, I'm kinda stolling for time until my bandmates figure out there stuff. Hopefully this won't be a monolouge for too much longer.)

[Black Ashes]

Band Name:the Havens
Band Members: Kosugi, Black Ashes, HungryKirby,InyuashaCool, CoreyBato
Your Name:Black
Age:17
Instrument: Drums
Band Position: Drummer
Genre:Alt, Punk, Emo
Power: My fast hands

[CoreyBato]

(Black as the drummer?! This is gonna be awesome!)
*The Havens keep walking out to stage. Corey looks back at Black.*
Corey: You ready, baby?

[Black Ashes]

*looks at corey and keeps walking spinning my drum sticks inbetween my fingers*
Black: let's do this.

[CoreyBato]

*Smiles and looks over at Addison.*
Corey: What about you Addy? You ready to rock this crowd into fuckin' oblivion or what?

[pumpkinking]

plays the guitar really well the crowed gose wild

[hungrykirby]

addison: hell yeah let do it

ooc:and zero lets just say my guitar teacher sucked reall bad i tought my self 70% of the stuff i know

[sarcaustic]

Aww cute!! Oks go do your stuff. Im outta here.

[InuYashaCool]

Band Name:the Havens
Band Members: Kosugi, Black Ashes, HungryKirby, CoreyBato
Your Name: Alex (Nickname: Inu)
Age: 17
Instrument: Electric Guitar
Band Position: Lead Guitar/Backup Vocals
Genre: Alt, Punk, Emo(I hate all these kinds o' rock why can't we do normal rock?)
Power: Play guitar with eyes closed and guitar can shoot laser lights

*straps on his guitar, and pulls out his pick that looks like a game controller*

[ZeroEverlast]

...the show's 1.9 million people in attendance here tonight.

Are you a former lobotomy patient?

That's the population of a metropolis, you hapless tard.

[CoreyBato]

(I guess this means Kosugi is left to play the bass. I need one of you guys to play back up vocals too.)
*The band keeps up the leasurly stroll. Corey begins to softly sing*
Corey: I am not what you want. I'll leave you, alone and brooken. You, you think that I will always be there for you. But you just don't know who I really am. Who I really am. Who I really am...

(To ZeroEverlast concerning this thread,
1. There is no such thing as a former lobotomy patient you dumbass. A lobotomy is an irreversable surgery which cuts out the portion of the brain which allows for coherant thought and speech. Therfore, if I had in fact been lobotomized, I would be incapable of being a member of this forum or speaking period.
2. This is a fictional INTERNATIONAL concert. We are able to bend whatever truths may exist and make the story work for us. The 1.9 million people in the concert are spread out over a wide area throughout a vast field that we had designed specifically for the large number of people that were going to be there, you dumbfuck.
3. I am getting so tired of you jumping into forums and putting your worthless ass two cents into everything! If you don't like the subject matter that is being writen...Don't read the fucking thing! Don't post some dumbass response to things that you don't readily understand and fuck up the flow of the forum, because you just make yourself look like the stupid piece of shit you are! So please, don't post on this or any other forum in tis area (RPG) unless you plan on interacting in a way that is positive and actually has something to do with the damn thing!
4. And stop talking so much shit to Kirby! You think your such big shit that you can disrespect someone else who is on this site? Can you even play guitar? Do you have any talents what so ever aside from being an asshole? If you have an answer to that, send me a private message...I don't want you fucking up my forum any more than you already have.)

[InuYashaCool]

don't know who I really am
*plays guitar*

[ZeroEverlast]

*plays guitar*

O rly?

And what chord progression are you playing, pray tell?

[hungrykirby]

ooc:lol are you just ganna bad mouth every one in this thread

[InuYashaCool]

ooc: chord progression, me no play guitar in real life, me play sax-o-phone

[ZeroEverlast]

Hardly.

I'm asking people to justify their pretense of musicianship.


So, about your crazy solos: what mode are they played in?

[CoreyBato]

O rly?

And what chord progression are you playing, pray tell?

Dude, Get the fuck on somewhere! Stop heckling my friends you ass! Shit, you must really have no life.

[ZeroEverlast]

Dude, Get the fuck on somewhere! Stop heckling my friends you ass! Shit, you must really have no life.

lolwhut

"You have no life," says the pitiful moron flattering his own ego by pretending to be a "rock star master" on a message board dedicated to Japanese animation.

:lmao:

Classic.

[Kiddoh]

Play Freebird! :O

[hungrykirby]

addison:lmao alright

[CoreyBato]

Man, why are you such an asshole? Of course there are people on here who don't know how to play guitar in real life. Its all for fun. What, you think someone who plays 'Guitar Hero' has the actual capacity to play a guitar? No! I'm not trying to say that I'm a real guitar master or anything like that. All I wanted to do was play a game with some friends and have a little fun. But no, I have to deal with you, the 'Asshole of the Century'. Yeah your a real big man, I know what few 'real friends' you have think you're just as much of an asshole we do.

[hungrykirby]

and i'm a guitar amiture in life cause my god dam guitar teacher luckly he worked for the school

[ZeroEverlast]

Lawl. Uh-huh, so I see hapless little Mr. CoreyBato fancies himself a Ph.D. in Psychology as well as a rock star.

Tsk tsk, when will you learn that pulling random assumptions out of your ass only leads to utter fail on the internets?

Please try again.

[hungrykirby]

owch low blow

[CoreyBato]

Dude, I am in HIGH SCHOOL! I don't have a fucking Phd in anything! You just keep going on with this bullshit! What is your fucking problem?! You say you have a life but you keep on posting all this shit? Don't you have someone else you can pester, you idiot?

[ZeroEverlast]

So fucking what if you're in high school?

I'm supposed to be in high school too.


Blame yourself for being a lol-cow, you hapless douche.

[InuYashaCool]

Zero go screw yourself!

[ZeroEverlast]

LOL

flail.gif

[Kiddoh]

I made a hand come out of the ground and drag some guy to the 7th layer of hell for one of my high-school projects. ;D

[KatandMouse]

(This is Zelly) This is so pathetic, you guys are trying to bring Zero down, and what's the word, oh yeah, FAILING. I would quit trying to be so badass before you embarrass yourselves even more. Oh, and Zero's not an asshole, or if he is, at least he's a smart one... Unlike you.

[CoreyBato]

Man, I never thought it would be possible, but I actually hate a guy I have never met except through conversation on a chat forum. Wow, you are really a unique breed of asshole. We're just going to ignore you now, and hopefully you'll be able to work out that anti-social problem of your's. Okay, back to the game!
*The band continues its trek. Corey begins to strum his guitar absent mindingly. Looks over at Inyu.*
Corey: Hey, you still talking to that chick you met in London?
(And Zelly, you're right of course. But you have to admit...the guy is annoying.)

[ZeroEverlast]

Oh snap, the lady just owned you.

Srsly, man. If I were you, I'd just give up now.


Or I'd be a little crybaby bitch and report big bad Zero.

Boohoo. :(

[CoreyBato]

Oh snap, the lady just owned you.

Srsly, man. If I were you, I'd just give up now.


Or I'd be a little crybaby bitch and report big bad Zero.

Boohoo. :(

Man, you really have got to learn how to shut up.

[KatandMouse]

(This is Zelly) No, I don't think that Zero is annoying. He is my homeboy. Get the fuck over his insults. If you don't care, don't react. Got it?

(It's actually me this time...)

Man, you really have got to learn how to shut up.

You do too.

[ZeroEverlast]

Man, you really have got to learn how to shut up.

Alright. I'll start taking lessons as soon as you learn how to use that pea-sized brain of yours to formulate an intelligent thought.

I figure it might take a while.

[KatandMouse]

(This is Zelly) Zero, you should quit reacting as well. No offense man.

[CoreyBato]

(This is Zelly) No, I don't think that Zero is annoying. He is my homeboy. Get the fuck over his insults. If you don't care, don't react. Got it?

(It's actually me this time...)



You do too.

...Man your almost as bad as he is. What, do you guys go to 'How to be a Proper Asshole' conventions or something. Man, is there like, a handbook they pass out to people like you with pointers in it teaching you how to piss others off?

[KatandMouse]

...Man your almost as bad as he is. What, do you guys go to 'How to be a Proper Asshole' conventions or something. Man, is there like, a handbook they pass out to people like you with pointers in it teaching you how to piss others off?

(This is Zelly) Oh man, that hurts... Maybe if people weren't quite as... Never mind, I might get banned... Anyway, if you think we're such assholes, then quit talking to us, capiche babe?

[CoreyBato]

Nah, it's kinda funny.

[ZeroEverlast]

(This is Zelly) Zero, you should quit reacting as well. No offense man.

~Spoiler alert!~






































I'm doing it for the lolz. Since CoreyBato is such a good lol-cow. Gotta milk him for all it's worth. He probably likes it anyways.

I'm also doing my taxes and this is an efficient way to channel the tension.


~End of spoilers~




...Man your almost as bad as he is. What, do you guys go to 'How to be a Proper Asshole' conventions or something. Man, is there like, a handbook they pass out to people like you with pointers in it teaching you how to piss others off?

whoa how creative

Quit your whining, you little crybaby bitch. "Boohoo, you piss me off!" So fucking what. Does anyone who matters care about your oh-so-horrendous plight?

Keep pitying yourself, man. Everyone else is doing it too.

[CoreyBato]

Hey, I'm not the bitch here. You are the one who jumped into something that you weren't even involved with in the first place and started talking all kinds of unnessacery shit. and every time I post something, here you come back with something else, like a bitch trying to get the last word in. That is something only a bitch would do.
And as far as pity goes well, I pity pathetic little boys like you who have to go on a chat room to talk shit to people who don't know who he is so he doesn't have to worry about getting his ass kicked.

[ZeroEverlast]

Still whining, huh, little crybaby bitch?

Go ahead, keep weeping the demise of your failed RP thread.

Check it, even Dr. Dre agrees with me:
"Bitch nigga, you more of a bitch than a bitch.
You ain't into hittin pussy, or hittin the switch.
You into hittin bitches off of the grip, you punk bitch."


And, please, I must insist that you keep the pity to yourself. We all get it, you're trying to pose as an internet tough guy (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_tough_guy). No worries, the link is safe.

But what kind of pitiful pussy would try to validate their own existence through the poor medium that is roleplay?

It's fine, you pasty faggot, keep talking big shit online.

No one's impressed.


"WHY DONT U COME OVER 2 MY HOUSE AND SAY THAT 2 MY FACE I WILL FUCK U UP1!!!!111 lol, i sure showed them!!1"

[CoreyBato]

Whoa.. hold on. I not posing as anything. Come on, we're an anime chat forum. That is not something a badass would be online doing.
I'm not pasty either. I have a caramel brown complexion, the polar opposite of pasty. I don't need to write bullshit to make myself fell superior to some guy I'm never going to meet in life. Why should I try to prove anything to someone like you? I'm dying with laughter from the mere thought of it. You're no one important, you have no hold on my future, nor does anything that you think about me mean anything. You're just some random guy, talking random bullshit to another random guy talking equal bullshit. What do I need to lie about who i am for a hunk of shit like you? I would be embarrased for myself, my family, my entire hood if I felt that I needed to prove myself to you.
And while you're talking about fags, sitting there quoting Dr. Dre, let me fill you in on something only real niggas who have an ear to the shit on the street know...Dr. Dre is a fag. So, since you seem to enjoy quoting the words of gay guys, perhaps it is actually you who is the faggot.

[KatandMouse]

You want to know something...? You're acting like a child, CoreyBato. You say that you have nothing to prove to Zero, so why the fuck are you trying to prove something to him anwyay?

You told him to shut up, but you continue to go on. Determined to have the last word, I see. But, you should know something. It's called WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. Now is the time to do so.

[CoreyBato]

...Huh, I thought this was between me and him. Please, don't butt in.

[KatandMouse]

I'm only pointing out that you're ignoring yourself. It's hardly butting in.

[sarcaustic]

Aiiyas.

[Kosugi]

Band Name: The Havens
Band Members: to lazy to bother...
Looks: http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/large/94121_gibbons.lugnuts.jpg(lolz:D)
Band Position: Lead Vocals
Power: Super crazy awesome awesomeness

[Black Ashes]

(kosugi you forget to put your name)

[CoreyBato]

Dude I'm the lead singer. We have two guitar players and Black is the drummer. That means you have to play bass bro.

[hungrykirby]

lmao and you can be the back up singer

[Kosugi]

Bass.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......bah! My name is Chips n' sauce for the crazy begoner mc'noodles

[Black Ashes]

huh?

[CoreyBato]

So...Kosugi as the Flea-like bass player Chips n' Sauce?

[hungrykirby]

lol nice

[Kosugi]

NO!!!!!:mad:...
Chips n' Salsa! :D

[z311y]

My God. I feel sad for my generation.

[CoreyBato]

So...Kosugi as the Flea-like bass player Chips n' Salsa?

[hungrykirby]

lmao yeah zelly you generation ganna be screwed

[Kosugi]

My generation Pwn3s!!! :D

[Black Ashes]

hahaha...that's funny

[hungrykirby]

lol nice

[CoreyBato]

Right so the Havens are formed! Let's get on with this!

*Corey glances at CnS who is drinking down a mixture of noodle juice and black coffee*
Corey: Watch yourself Chips. We don't want a repeat of what happened at Madison Square Garden.

[Kosugi]

But it's goooooodddd!!! :D...*hic*(lol, jk)

[Black Ashes]

*still spinning drumsticks inbetween my fingers and point's one at CnS*
Black: we don't need you going crazy before a show CnS. Let's get on stage before he freaks.

[hungrykirby]

addison:yeah after were done well all get drunk

[Black Ashes]

Black: Well, Come on babe.
*picks up CnS and starts walking to the stage again*

[CoreyBato]

Corey: Right.
*The band nears the stage, Corey stops and looks back at them.*
Corey: Let's get one thing straight guys. This is the biggest show we have ever played. There are almost 2 million people out there and billions watching us. This is a perfect chance for the Moguls.
*They stare at Corey*
Corey: Stay on your guard, look for any abnormalities in the crowd...and let's not fuck this up, huh?

[Black Ashes]

*laughs*
Black: Corey you know better than that. we never fail.

[Kosugi]

I'm a failure! :D That makes me special!

[CoreyBato]

*Smiles*
Corey: Yeah, silly me.
*Turns back to stage. 'Havens! Havens! Havens!*
Corey: Let's play.
*Walks up stairs to the stage and the band is met with ear shattering screams*

[Black Ashes]

*slaps CnS across the face*
Black: don't say that, you'll jinx us.

[Kosugi]

Do not doubt my awesome awesomeness!

[hungrykirby]

addison:lmao umm yeah let get out their already

[z311y]

Wow... What are you all gonna do? Rock your faces off? (I don't think any of you have been around long enough to get the joke but...)

[CoreyBato]

*Bands takes positions.*
Corey: HELLO WORLD AND WELCOME TO AFRICA LIVE!!!
*Cheers. Corey smiles*
Corey: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HONORED AND PROUD WE ARE TO PLAY FOR ALL OF HERE TONIGHT! WE ARE HERE TONIGHT TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE UNITED AFRICAN COALITION AGAINST HUNGER! WITH THE MONEY THAT YOU AND BILLIONS OF OTHERS HAVE PAID TO WATCH US PLAY, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN AFRICA WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP FROM STARVING!
*Crowd cheers even more*
Corey: BEFORE WE START, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK ALL OF YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE NOT FOR US, BEFORE THESE PEOPLE! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!

[Black Ashes]

ooc:*laughs* you funny zelly (being serious)

[z311y]

:) Thanks Black. I guess.

[hungrykirby]

let get this party started

[z311y]

On a Tuesday night? Mmmk...

[Kosugi]

CnS: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TOO!

[CoreyBato]

ooc: No, my guitar is more badass! So there.

[z311y]

Your guitar? I'm afraid not man. You see, mine is Canadian (http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/holidays/canada-day/canadian-flag-heart.jpg)...

[hungrykirby]

o please i got the 2 most beautiful guitars in the world

[Kosugi]

I gots bass..

[CoreyBato]

Occ:...Canadian. Yeah, like I said, my guitar is more badass. Good old American guitar power.

[z311y]

Canada > America

[Kosugi]

lolz:D

[CoreyBato]

(Okay we're back on track)
Corey: AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...LET'S ROCK!!!!
*Crowd screams. Corey starts off with a somber chord*
Corey: This song is called 'Heart'

[Black Ashes]

*starts the drum pick off as the crowd goes wild*
1 2 1 2 3 4!

[hungrykirby]

*start playing a melody on the guitar*

[CoreyBato]

*Picks up speed on his guitar*
(Okay backup. On the parts of the song where it says BU, write that part in your next post.)
Corey: I'M NOT THE MAN YOU THOUGHT I WAS! I NEVER HAD A HAPPY DAY IN MY LIFE! PAIN WAS MY PLEASURE AND IT WAS GREAT! SOMETHING THAT I FELT EVERYDAY! MY LIFE WAS SHIT! THIS WE ALL KNOW! I SETTELED MY SELF TO LIVING THIS WAY!
*Beat slows*
Corey: At least, that is until I met you!(BU)

[Kosugi]

I Ran Up And Down The Hardships Of Life! I Thought I Was Going Crazy! (bu)(am i sup to sing?)

[hungrykirby]

*just sit their and play the guitar i;m not one for the fancy movese*

[Kosugi]

(Thinks to self...noodles...noodles...)

[hungrykirby]

*glancing at kosugi and think to him self*

oh know he thinking about noodles agian i want them ahhh!!!

[Black Ashes]

*laughs throwing my drum sticks in the air and twirling them*

[CoreyBato]

(Yes. Good line too.)
Corey: YOU STOLE MY HEART! YOU CHANGED MY LIFE. YOU MADE ME INTO SOMETHING I THOUGHT I'D NEVER BE! AND ITS ALL THANKS TO...you.
*Beat picks back up*
Corey: YOU'RE NOT THE GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE! NEVER EVER HAD A BAD DAY! PLEASURE WAS PAIN AND IT JUST SUCKED! SOMETHING THAT YOU FELT EVERYDAY! YOUR LIFE WAS SHIT! THIS WE ALL KNEW! YOU SETTLED YOURSELF TO LIVING THAT WAY!
*Beat slows*
Corey: And then I met you! (BU)

[hungrykirby]

*look at black thinks to self*

ugg she getting to show offy for the fist song lol....noodles ahhh!!! and i cant stop thinkng about noodles

[Kosugi]

*looks in crowd*...LOOK BLITZMIESTER! MOGULS! THEY MUST'VE COME TO WATCH! :D

[Black Ashes]

*stands up still drumming the beat*
Black: Corey!

[CoreyBato]

*Stops playing and stares out into crowd. Suddenly, 12 Moguls jump out of the crowd.*
Corey: Damn it! *Jumps back from the edge of the stage.Looks back at Black.* Let's go, Black!

[Black Ashes]

*jumps from behind the drums beside Corey*
Black: let's kick these son of a bitches ass.
Addison, give us a beat.

[CoreyBato]

*Hits guitar on the side, and a machine gun barrel pops out from its bridge*
Corey: Come on!

[z311y]

Wtf? You have a guitar/machine gun?

[CoreyBato]

(Well yeah. I came also jump on top of it and use it to fly. It has more stuff in it but that's for later.)

[Kosugi]

Who DOESN'T have a machine gun built into their guitar?

[Black Ashes]

*pulls out a bomb from inside my drum set and throws it at one of the moguls and laughs as he catches it*

[CoreyBato]

*BOOM! Black's bomb goes off. Corey lifts his gun guitar and fires. His gun immediatly kills three Moguls.*
Corey: Ha! I got more than you did Black!

[Black Ashes]

Black: oh is that so?
*the mogul falls over knocking four moguls over as the secound bomb goes off from inside the first bomb*

[CoreyBato]

Corey:0_0...Right. Just watch those bombs, we don't want to hurt the civilians. *Hits a mogul with the bottom of his guitar as it charges him. Knocks it clear across the stage, killing it instantly.*
Corey: Come on! You assholes can do better than that!

[Black Ashes]

Black: okey..let's get rid of them.
*jumps on the last moguls pinning the to the ground and tieing them together, then clip's a huge bobm onto them*
Black: hey i'll be back.
*yanks them out the door and a few minutes later a rattleing boom is heard*

[CoreyBato]

Corey: Is it just me or was that a little too easy?

(I'm logging off Black. Talk to you tommorow okay?)

[hungrykirby]

*addison thinks to himself*

god their all crazy mofo's o well better stay cool

*he tuns his one guitar into 2 gutars and start finger taping*

[ZeroEverlast]

Whoa.. hold on. I not posing as anything. Come on, we're an anime chat forum. That is not something a badass would be online doing.
I'm not pasty either. I have a caramel brown complexion, the polar opposite of pasty. I don't need to write bullshit to make myself fell superior to some guy I'm never going to meet in life. Why should I try to prove anything to someone like you? I'm dying with laughter from the mere thought of it. You're no one important, you have no hold on my future, nor does anything that you think about me mean anything. You're just some random guy, talking random bullshit to another random guy talking equal bullshit. What do I need to lie about who i am for a hunk of shit like you? I would be embarrased for myself, my family, my entire hood if I felt that I needed to prove myself to you.
And while you're talking about fags, sitting there quoting Dr. Dre, let me fill you in on something only real niggas who have an ear to the shit on the street know...Dr. Dre is a fag. So, since you seem to enjoy quoting the words of gay guys, perhaps it is actually you who is the faggot.

Alright, I didn't bother reading half of what you wrote, but from what I've seen, you supposedly "aren't trying to prove anything or pose as anything".

From this arises a simple question: why try so hard at debunking my posts then? (And failing at it too.)

Also, I'm not sure if you're confirming your stupidity by actually trying to refute the Dr. Dre quote or if you're just humouring me by playing along. Please clarify.

Lastly, these "niggas with an ear to the shit on the street" you speak of, what would you know of them? I thought you weren't trying to pose as anything, you hapless douche?

Lawl. Nigga please. It's blatantly obvious to everyone that you are no such individual.

Face it, you're just a sad example of a loser whose only excitement in life stems from roleplaying on an anime message board.

LMAO "nigga with an ear to the street" eh? :lmao:


...Huh, I thought this was between me and him. Please, don't butt in.

You thought wrong. Don't delude yourself into thinking that we're somehow on an equal footing. When it comes to mocking the idiocy of a particular, every member is involved.


Canada > America

Quoted for truth and emphasis.


And what is with all this "my guitar is badass" bullshit?

The instrument does not make the musician.

[CoreyBato]

I thought we were done with this? Look I'm through with you. You served your purpose as a mild form of entertainment. Now you are becoming quite the annoyance. Please reframe from posting on my thread again.

*Out of the crowd a massive Mogul, codenamed 'The Executive' burst through the swarms of people. The Havens stare up at it, slowly backing away from it.*
Corey: Damn, this has just gone from bad to worse. Havens, our first prority is to make sure the civies get out of here alright. Addy, Chips, you get them out of here. Everyone else, you're with me. We're taking this bastard out.

[ZeroEverlast]

Aw, poor little lol-cow has been milked clean.

Please reframe from posting on my thread again.

rofl "reframe"?

Nevermind, seems the lol-cow is still alive and kicking. :lmao:

Keep performing. I must insist.

[Black Ashes]

*looks over at corey spinning my drumsticks between my fingers and shrugs*
Black: sound's like a plan to me.

[hungrykirby]

ooc: lmao umm ok...

[CoreyBato]

Corey: Alright...LET'S GO! *Throws his guitar and jumps on top of it. The guitar then blast itself into the air and flies toward 'The Executive'.*

[Kosugi]

Ummm...this is completely random, but...what do you think the guy who first milked a cow was thinking, I mean....what was he doing before he realized that was how a cow was milked?

[CoreyBato]

Ummm...this is completely random, but...what do you think the guy who first milked a cow was thinking, I mean....what was he doing before he realized that was how a cow was milked?

Playing with cow nipples because his wife wouldn't give him any. I thought everyone knew that.

[z311y]

Ummm...this is completely random, but...what do you think the guy who first milked a cow was thinking, I mean....what was he doing before he realized that was how a cow was milked?

This is what "Nonsense Chat" is for.

[hungrykirby]

Playing with cow nipples because his wife wouldn't give him any. I thought everyone knew that.

wtf

[Kosugi]

Exactly! :D

[hungrykirby]

lol

[CoreyBato]

(Right, lets get back on track, huh?)
*Corey steer his guitar in a loop around the Executive, which lashes out at him with its massive arms.*
Corey: Here it goes!
*Launches the guitar into the air and catches it in his hand. He hits it again, revealing a grenade launcher. Points and fires it at the Executive.*

[hungrykirby]

kirby:wo i like your guitar

[z311y]

I detest this thread. Could there be anything more pathetic than some people on an anime website pretending to go play at a sold out rock show, then be bombarded by what I think was supposed to be attackers. Couldn't be sure. Please, stop this insanity.

[CoreyBato]

(Stop reading it. That might help.)

[hungrykirby]

ooc:yeah it would help

[ZeroEverlast]

Weaponized guitars were cool in the 80s.

Get with the times.

[hungrykirby]

ooc:what cool now

[CoreyBato]

I should have known you'd be back on here. You know, if you're going to keep posting here, can I make a suggestion? Why don't you just be the villian? We could actually use one anyway.