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Anastashia Sage
04-14-2007, 07:44 AM
When Boredom takes over.. Results:



heather: POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

POEM # 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

POEM # 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

POEM # 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.


Destiny: lmfao


heather : POEM # 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

POEM # 7
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that ! tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.

POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration

POEM # 9
Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!


Destiny: lmfao

heather : POEM # 10
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

POEM # 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

POEM # 12
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!


Destiny: lol. Where are you getting these.

heather : (added) Poem #13
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue.! ..
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!

(added)Poem #14
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!!
Destiny: lol
heather bennett: lol one day little johnny's teacher asked the class for a 3 syllable word and when it was his turn, he told his teacher masturbate. his teacher said that was a mouthful and johnny replyed no, that would be a blow job

Destiny: lmfao

heather : yeah i know

Destiny: Seriously where are you getting them at


heather: i got those from a friend

Destiny: lmfao.. they were funny

heather : yeah they are

Destiny: i gotsa find some like that now


heather : yo momma yokes!!!!!! your momma is so fat when she seen a yellow school bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkie!!!! ya momma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn!!!! ya momma is like a t.v. even a 3 year old can turn her on!!!! ya momma is like a screw at a tool shop 25 cebt a screw!!!!!!

Destiny: lmfao

heather: now i just typed that out by myself

Destiny: wow

heather : someone just sent me this: float like a butterfly sting like a bee, i did yo mama and now i burn when i pee

Destiny: lmfao

heather : yeah

heather: i am here but now im gone i left my name to carry on those who knew me knew me well but those who didnt can go to hell

Destiny: lol

heather : i am here but now im gone i left my name to carry on those who knew me knew me well but those who didnt can go to jail

heather: ya mama is so fat that when willy was next to her at the beach, she made him look like the size of nemo

Destiny: lmfao

heather t: ok there is a blonde,red,and burnette head and they are stranded on a desert and a genie pops out of no where and grants them one wish so the red head wishes for a whole intire stock of food to survive and the burnette wishes for an intire stock of water to drink so she wont come dehidrated but when she gets to the blonde the blonde asks for a car door so she can row down the window cause it is!!!!!!!

Destiny: lmfao

heather : i pledge alliegince to the flag that micheal jackson is a fag he use to play with little toys now he plays with little boys

Destiny: AMEN!!!

heather : why did micheal jackson go to wal-mart for

Destiny: i dont know

heather: casue boys pants were half off

heather : what did the lady at the beach say to micheal jackson

Destiny: *shrugs*

heather : get out of my son

Destiny: lol

heather : There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

Destiny: lmfao

heather : well good night

Destiny: Night



* Pardon the length and Iam Destiny for all that dont know my real name. please just call me Sage though

Kosugi
04-14-2007, 07:51 AM
lolz! :D
This'll keep me laughing!

KatandMouse
04-14-2007, 08:26 AM
OMFG! HILARIOUS! :lmao: That was awesome. :D

Anastashia Sage
04-14-2007, 08:30 AM
Thank you *bows*

hungrykirby
04-14-2007, 05:37 PM
POEM # 3 sounds likea poem my friend made up but i forgot how it gose but it different than that

Melody
04-14-2007, 06:47 PM
that was great!

Anastashia Sage
04-14-2007, 10:11 PM
Thank you *bows again* She got them from her firend so.. i dont know..

Anime_Demoness
04-14-2007, 11:16 PM
:D at poem number 7~BOL~

Anastashia Sage
04-14-2007, 11:35 PM
I know *giggles*