Your advice. Give it to me. Massive amounts of it.

[ZeroEverlast]

Well, it took a lot of courage but the confession's finally out.

Now everyone's anxiously waiting for an answer. (For reasons unknown, my acquaintances have recently reverted into behaving like fourteen year-olds.)

Either way, I need something utterly crushing. I'm looking to inflict maximum emotional damage at the mo. Public humiliation. Shame that will prevent her from ever asking guys out again. (Maybe even turn her into a lesbian feminazi.)

Something equivalent to breaking up with her during sex... after ejaculating inside her and before she has a chance to orgasm. But, like, in a swift, brutal response.


Any bright ideas?

[z311y]

Wow. She musta really pissed you off.

[ZeroEverlast]

"Pissed me off"? Hell, she's the reason I've become such a disillusioned cynic at such a tender age!

I don't know what to do. This has to be absolutely massive. Something she'll never forget.

Ever.

[z311y]

(I totally think she cut off his dick...)

[ZeroEverlast]

Yeah, she was pretty stupid to slice my cock off then confess her feelings, huh?

[z311y]

Right... Anyways...

You know, it would be way classier to just ignore her, not even do a big major "Revenge". Oh, and don't pull the dating about 90 other girls, we find it pathetic, not hurtful.

[Anime_Demoness]

everybody gets their heart broken.....getting back at someone for breaking your heart....bad juju:(

[Kiddoh]

Revenge is a poor excuse for anything.

[staticgrave666]

Dont listen to them, sleep with her mom, then put the video on her myspace. lol

[El Wiseguy]

My advice? Get over it.

[RPG_Masterz]

Waste her entire day waiting for you after arranging a meet up ie.: major ditch.

I did that once by accident...

[crazeekillsall]

Have sex with her best friend, mum and sister at the same time in her bed. Don't use protection.

reverting to 14 year olds
Much like seeking 'revenge'...?

[ZeroEverlast]

It's hardly revenge. I call it karma. And she's totally deserving of the worst fate possible to clear her of bad karma.

So, in the end, I'm only doing this for her karmic sake.

I'm not going to school today, I don't have anything satisfactory yet.

No bedding of her mom or best friend. Something feasible please.

[Mr_Devious]

put it in her pooper...then break up with her.

[Anime_Demoness]

don't listen to them....karma can go both ways

[staticgrave666]

Hide cocaine under her seat and then tip the police, or is that to criminal?

Edit* I just thought of one. take her to a baseball game tell her to look out for something special and have them put up on the bright bill board thing its over lol that would be epic

[ZeroEverlast]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT.


But yeah, anyways, it seems everyone here has the wrong impression of what's going on. We're not dating; we're not a couple; we never went out. She randomly came up to me as I exited my Bio class and told me she had feelings for me.

But, yeah, I have history with this chick. I used to like her in grade school, like, a lot. At the time, I was an ugly little dweeb, so she flat-out rejected and ridiculed me. I don't blame her for the rejecting, but, fuck man, the ridicule stung. We even went to the same high school, and for my entire first year, I was known as "the dude who likes ******* but got owned".

It's been a few years, and lo and behold, I'm no longer the loser I once was. And what ze fuck she has the fucking nerve to ask me to forget the past and act like nothing happened?

I am fucking going to obliterate her pride.

[Kiddoh]

Holding a grudge over grade-school? That's kinda... sad, Hero.

That's just how it is, ya-know; What make you think she hasn't changed since then? Hell, high-school kids are a lot crueler than grade-school kids. If you fuck her up, she might fuck you up far worse than she did in grade-school.

Besides, karma works indirectly. What you're talking about IS an act of revenge.

[z311y]

Well, I'm lost here. I think it would be easier if you just laughed and ignored her. That would be a lot better than sleeping with her best friend. Though, asking her (the best friend) out would be pretty irratating from Cold Blooded Girl's point of veiw. Ignoring her would be better. Much better. And, the best friend thing would cause a fight between her and her best friend, not her and you. Whatever, this is a stupid topic, as much as I feel your pain, Wise Guy's right, just get over it; whether there was any romance between you two or not.

[KatandMouse]

-_- This is stpid. Get over it.

[Mr_Devious]

yep, right sqaure in the pooper.

[Shape]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT.


But yeah, anyways, it seems everyone here has the wrong impression of what's going on. We're not dating; we're not a couple; we never went out. She randomly came up to me as I exited my Bio class and told me she had feelings for me.

But, yeah, I have history with this chick. I used to like her in grade school, like, a lot. At the time, I was an ugly little dweeb, so she flat-out rejected and ridiculed me. I don't blame her for the rejecting, but, fuck man, the ridicule stung. We even went to the same high school, and for my entire first year, I was known as "the dude who likes ******* but got owned".

It's been a few years, and lo and behold, I'm no longer the loser I once was. And what ze fuck she has the fucking nerve to ask me to forget the past and act like nothing happened?

I am fucking going to obliterate her pride.
pump her and dump her.

[ZeroEverlast]

Alright, this issue has been settled. Though totally not to my liking.

She thinks we're going out now, but, meh, whatever. I didn't have it in me to crush her anyway.