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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!
Why don't men eat more M & M's?
They are too hard to peel!
What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Gifted!
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature!
Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
What's a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What's the best way to force a man to do situps?
Put the remote between his toes.
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
Sanosuke
02-09-2007, 07:12 AM
lol Even though I'm a guy. I have to say that those are really funny and true with men these days.
My friend's dad does almost all those things above. lol :lmao:
Shape
02-09-2007, 07:15 AM
holy moly these are lame. the E.T. one makes no sense.
Sanosuke
02-09-2007, 07:18 AM
I think the E.T. one was that E.T. phones home while men don't phone home when they're gonna be late for dinner or somethin.
Mr_Devious
02-09-2007, 07:21 AM
holy moly these are lame. the E.T. one makes no sense.
agreed, very lame like this one
what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes...nothing you already told her twice before.:lmao:
Sanosuke
02-09-2007, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by Mr_Devious "agreed, very lame like this one
what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes...nothing you already told her twice before."
Now that one is lame.
I don't even get it.
I am not listening to them so I am just agreeing
Shape
02-09-2007, 07:25 AM
agreed, very lame like this one
what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes...nothing you already told her twice before.:lmao:
Ah see, that one is a fuckin' classic though.
:lmao:
I think the E.T. one was that E.T. phones home while men don't phone home when they're gonna be late for dinner or somethin.
oh.
now i get it.
i'm totally laughing my ass off now. HARHAR.
Mr_Devious
02-09-2007, 07:28 AM
Ah see, that one is a fuckin' classic though.
:lmao:
oh.
now i get it.
i'm totally laughing my ass off now. HARHAR.
yea that one is classic like this one.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
Shape
02-09-2007, 07:31 AM
yea that one is classic like this one.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
:lmao: :lmao:
why don't women need watches?
beause there's a clock on the oven.
Mr_Devious
02-09-2007, 07:33 AM
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Mr_Devious
02-09-2007, 07:36 AM
lost what exactly?
I'm just having a good time and posting lame sexist jokes, that you can't help to not laugh at.
Shape
02-09-2007, 07:36 AM
you have lost it
if by 'lost it' you mean 'saved this thread with funny jokes', then yes, we've completely lost our marbles.
Sanosuke
02-09-2007, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by ShapeShifter "why don't women need watches?
beause there's a clock on the oven."
Suki mentioned that one already. :p
Sanosuke
02-09-2007, 07:57 AM
Don't pay attention to them.
Vector
02-09-2007, 11:49 AM
lol, even though im a man i can laugh about these except for some of them, they were just to lame...
InuYashaCool
02-09-2007, 12:37 PM
I Am Offended!
That is why it for girls!DUH!
Neko Chan
02-09-2007, 02:50 PM
the jokes are okay
Short replies are shoooooooort.
Lame replies are laaaaaaaaaame.
Funny jokes are missing the funny.
What am I to do here now?
Anastashia Sage
02-11-2007, 06:38 PM
dont ask.. cause god only knows
Sanosuke
02-11-2007, 06:38 PM
I still think they were funny even though I am a guy. lol :p
Sanosuke
02-11-2007, 06:55 PM
You're welcome. :)
animegoddess143
02-11-2007, 06:58 PM
I loved the God one. lol :D
Sanosuke
02-11-2007, 07:08 PM
Again even though I'm a guy, that one is funny. :)
animegoddess143
02-11-2007, 07:09 PM
Uh huh! :lmao:
animegoddess143
02-11-2007, 07:11 PM
Sanosuke, you rock! You are nice and are surprisingly not offended by these jokes. :)
He can't get mad I his girlfriend!
animegoddess143
02-11-2007, 07:16 PM
:D I know. You two are meant to be. :)
Sanosuke
02-11-2007, 07:19 PM
lol thanks animegoddess. And I'm not easily offended by just mere jokes. Cuz I'm cool like that. lol
animegoddess143
02-11-2007, 07:23 PM
:lmao:
Sanosuke
02-11-2007, 07:45 PM
:(
:lmao: just kidding.
animegoddess143
02-11-2007, 07:53 PM
:)
Sanosuke
02-11-2007, 07:55 PM
*sighs* i've run out of things to talk about. lol
rukia96
06-26-2007, 11:57 PM
lol those are so funny and true